Let The Competition Begin

Let The Competition Begin is the first episode of Total Drama Island.

Story

 * Chris: Another season of Total Drama is here! Since season 4 really sucked, so claims the critics, we've decided to go back to the basics; just like the first season. And like I said, back to the basics, we're bring TWENTY-TWO, that's right, twenty-two new teens coming to battle it out for 100 thousand dollars.
 * Chef: 100 thousand? The past seasons were one million dollars!
 * Chris: Did I NOT say back to the basics?
 * Chef: I hate you, AND this job.
 * Chris: Whatever. The newest season starts right now, on Total Drama Island!
 * Chef: Really?
 * Chris: Like I said, back to the basics.
 * -theme song-
 * Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. The boats are coming towards the dock, and that means our contestants are here!
 * Chef: -mumbling- Another ruined summer..
 * Chris: -glares at Chef- Well, anyway.. meet Trevor, Malik, Lacey, and Dex!
 * Trevor: Hey, Chris! This is SO cool! I'm a huge fan of Total Drama. Maybe I'll wi-
 * Lacey: -cuts Trevor off- Yeah, whatever. You WISH you had a shot at winning.
 * Malik and Trevor: -glare at Lacey-
 * Dex: Oh come on guys, don't argue! This could be the best summer EVER! Woo!
 * Chris: Loving the enthusiasm, Dex, regarding the fact that Total Drama's former contestant Duncan is your cousin.
 * Dex: -shrugs- We might look similar, but I don't dat-
 * Chris: Anyways.. Tiffani, Mikey, Junior and Ronnie! Welcome to the island!
 * Junior: -does backflip off the boat and breakdances- Hey, Chris! -stops and stands up- What's up?
 * Dex: ..I could learn a thing or two before you.
 * Tiffani: Hi, everybody! I hope we all get to know each other well. -winks at Malik-
 * Malik: -looks at her awkwardly at first, but smiles and nods- I agree.
 * Mikey: Yeah, whatever. -rolls eyes and walks over to Lacey- You must be the prettiest girl on the show, am I right? -winks-
 * Lacey: -blushes slightly and rolls eyes- That's right. Now get lost, LOSER!
 * Mikey: Why would I leave you? -tips her chin up- You're beautiful!
 * Lacey: Oh, really? -puts hands on hips- I think I knew that already, thanks.
 * Drew: The cops aren't here.. are they?
 * Chef: Not that I know of..
 * Drew: You sure? Because they've been chasing me down for about a year and a half now..
 * Macey: Don't you know that it'll affect your permanent record? You'll NEVER get into a good college..
 * Drew: Let loose, four-eyes. Learn to have fun already!
 * Macey: Sorry that I want a good future! -glares at Drew-
 * Drew: -glares at Macey-
 * Ronnie: Uh.. guys? Should we really be fighting on the first day?
 * Dex: She has a point.
 * Chris: You'll disagree in a second.. Skyler, Destiny, Jenny! Welcome to the island.
 * Skyler: -gasps as she sees Dex- SEXY DEXIE, I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE! EEE!
 * Dex: -face goes red- Ugh, not you...
 * Chris: Told you you'd disagree. -smirks-
 * Destiny: Hi, everyone! -smiles-
 * Drew: Hey. -winks and smiles-
 * Destiny: -smiles back, but trying to be friendly-
 * Jenny: Hey everyone! I just got here from the CIA!
 * Mikey: -looks at her- Yeah, right.
 * Jenny: No, really. It's so fun!
 * Chef: Do we have our new Izzy? -laughs and Jenny pushes him in the water with her finger-
 * Jenny: You were saying?
 * Chef: I hate this job.
 * Chris: Why? You get payed!
 * Chef: Minimum wage. And you  hardly EVER give me my paycheck.
 * Everyone but Chef: -look at Chris-
 * Chris: Um.. and you get to torment teenagers!
 * Jenny: Not all the contestants tormented him back. Except Izzy and maybe Zoey.
 * Chris: Anyway.. welcome to the island, Katelyn!
 * Katelyn: -steps off her boat- Hi, my name is Katelyn! Nice to meet you guys! -looks at Drew and blushes a little-
 * Drew: -waves awkwardly-
 * Macey: -looks at Katelyn- You're not blushing at THAT, are you? -points at Drew-
 * Drew: Shut up. The only person who will blush at you is probably Chef.
 * Chef: I'm gonna kill you.
 * Katelyn: -laughs nervously- No, silly! It's just hot out here!
 * Drew: I don't think so..
 * Chef: You're wearing a jacket in the summer and you're NOT hot?
 * Drew: Of course I'm hot, look at me. -winks-
 * Chef: He's gonna be dead by nightfall. -points at Drew-

Characters and Their Users

 * Mikey, Katelyn and Drew - Gary


 * Lacey, Junior and Tiffani - Lulu


 * Malik - Malik


 * Dex, Jenny and Skyler - Nico


 * Destiny, Trevor and Ronnie - Trevor


 * Chris - N/A


 * Chef Hatchet - N/A

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Total Drama Island.